Frosty the Snowman is a transcript.
Narrator: I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow. A snow that made the happy happier and the giddy even giddier. A snow that made a homecoming homier, and natural enemies, friends. Naturally. For it was the first snow of the season. And as any child can tell you, there's a certain magic to the very first snow. Especially when it falls on the day before Christmas. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow… [laughs] well, something wonderful is bound to happen!
[Laughing] [Ruler tapping]
Teacher: Children, back to your seats. The snow can wait. Now, now. I've hired Professor Hinkle, the magician, to entertain at today's class Christmas party, so, pay attention!
Narrator: Now, Professor Hinkle was just about the worst magician in the world.
Professor Hinkle: And so, I put the magic eggs into my hat. Abracadabra, to coin a phrase... [Laugh] And voila, the eggs have turned into... Messy, messy, messy. [Children groan] Where is that rabbit? Hocus Pocus! Where are you? Bah, the only thing this hat's good for is the trash can!
[All Laugh] [Bell rings]
[All cheering]
Professor Hinkle: You dessert Hinkle the- OUCH! For some stupid- OW! Frozen water?!
Children: Hey, look at the snow! It's cold and snowy! It's the best kind of snow! We're building a snowman, Karen! You make the head!
Karen: The head is the most difficult part, ask anyone! What will we call him? Should we call him Harold?
Classmate 1: Uh, Bruce?
Classmate 2: Nah.
Classmate 3: Christopher Columbus?
Classmate 4: Oh, no. Oatmeal?
Children: Oatmeal?
Karen: How about that one? Frosty.
Classmate 1: Frosty?
Classmate 2: Yeah! Frosty it is! "Frosty the snowman"!
[Cheers] [Frosty the snowman, what a happy jolly soul. With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal.] Frosty the snow-
Professor Hinkle: Come back here, you!
Frosty: Happy birthday!
Karen: That hat brought Frosty to life. It must be magic.
Professor Hinkle: Magic? My hat, magic?
Karen: Just look.
Professor Hinkle: If that hat is magic, I want it back.
Karen: But it's not yours anymore! You threw it away!
Professor Hinkle: Don't you dare talk back to your elders, you naughty naughty little girl. And you, better stay in there, or there will be no carrots for Christmas.
Boy: But you can't take that hat back. It brought Frosty to life.
Karen: You saw it happen!
Professor Hinkle: I saw nothing of the kind.
[Hocus Pocus Smacks His Lips]
Professor Hinkle: Quiet! I can't lose that hat if it's really got magic now! It'll make me a billionaire magician!
Karen: But we saw Frosty come to life, didn't we?
Classmate 3: Uh-huh, we sure did.
Professor Hinkle: You silly children believe everything you see. When you're grown up, you'll realize that snowman can't come to life.
Karen: But, we...
Professor Hinkle: Silly, silly, silly!
Classmate 5: Aw, Frosty, we don't care what grown-ups say. We know you did come to life.
Karen: We know, Frosty. We just know.
- Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul. With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal.
- Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.
Narrator: Now, of course, the hat did belong to Frosty and the children. That part must be made very clear. Therefore, Hocus Pocus was entirely in the right in what he was about to do. Well, Hocus Pocus raced back to the children just as fast as he could.
[Hocus Pocus whistles]
Karen: Look! The hat's back. Let's see if it will make Frosty alive again.
Frosty: Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words... But snowmen can't talk. All right, come on now, what's the joke? Could, could I really be alive? I mean, I can make words, I can move. I can juggle, I can sweep, I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five. [laughing] What do you know? I'm even ticklish. In fact, I'm all living. I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me. [Children cheer]
- There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.
- For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around.
- Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be and the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me.
Frosty: Uh-oh.
Karen: What's the matter, Frosty?
Frosty: Whew, is there a thermometer around here?
Karen: Over there on the wall, why?
Frosty: Oh, I was afraid of that. The thermometer is getting red. I hate red thermometers.
Karen: Why, Frosty?
Frosty: Because when the thermometer gets all reddish, the temperature goes up. And when the temperature goes up, I start to melt. And when I start to melt...I get all wishy washy!
Karen: Then you've gotta go some place where you'll never melt.
Frosty: The only place I'd never melt is the North Pole.
Karen: Then we've got to get you there!
Classmate 2: Yeah, we'll take you downtown to the railroad station and put you on a train.
Frosty: Great, I always wanted to see the town, Let's make a party out of it! Let's have a parade!
[Children Cheering]
- Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day, so he said let's run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away.
- Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand, running here and there all around the square, saying catch me if you can.
Frosty: Come on, kids, follow the leader!
- He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler stop. [Cop blows whistle]
Traffic Cop: Stop. Stop. Stop! All right, didn't you see that traffic light?
Frosty: What's a traffic light?
Traffic Cop: Up there on the lamp post!
Frosty: What's a lamp post?
Traffic Cop: Oh, you want a ticket, wise guy?
Frosty: I'd love one, to the North Pole, please!
Traffic Cop: Huh?
Karen: You've got to excuse him, sir. You see, he just came to life and he doesn't know much about such things.
Traffic Cop: Oh, well, okay, if he just came to life. [Cop blows whistle] Move along! That silly snowman. Once they come to life they don't know nothing. Come to life? [Swallows whistle, followed by soft whistling]
[Ticket man snoring]
Karen: We'd like a ticket to the North Pole please.
Ticket Man: Hmm... What? Yes. The North Pole? Oh, yes ma'am. [Bonk, Ping, Tinkle, Scrabble, Doink] Route you by the way of Saskatchewan, Hudson Bay, Nome, Alaska, the Klondike, and Aurora Borealis! Gotta make a change at Nanuk of the Northville. That'll be $3,000 and four cents, including tax.
Karen: Oh, but we don't have any money.
Ticket Man: No money!? No money, no ticket!
Frosty: Now I'll never off my moves get to the North Pole.
Karen: Oh, Frosty, you just can't melt!
Frosty: Oh, Karen, don't you get all slushy too.
Karen: (whimpers)
[Hocus Pocus Squeaky Hopping And Smacking His Lips]
Karen: What is it, Hocus? Out the window? A refrigerated boxcar on a train headed north. You'll be safe there, Frosty! Come on!
Classmate 2: It's full of ice cream and frozen Christmas cakes.
Frosty: What a neat way to travel!
[Train whistle blows]
Karen: Hurry up, Frosty, the train is pulling out!
Frosty: Are you coming to the north pole, too?
Karen: I'm sure my mother won't mind, as long as I'm home in time for supper.
[Train whistle blows]
- Frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way, but he waved goodbye saying don't cry. I'll be back again some day.
- Professor Hinkle: I must get that hat back. Think, nasty, think, nasty, think nasty. [Evil laughter].
- He'll be back again some day.
Narrator: Now actually, a refrigerated boxcar is a splendid way to travel. Splendid, that is... if one is a snowman or a furry coated rabbit. But for Karen...
[The trio sits on parcels of Christmas cakes. While Frosty and Hocus are satisfied with the condition, Karen shivers in the cold with chattering teeth and lets out a sneeze.]
Frosty: Are you cold, Karen? Now that's a silly question. You wouldn't be sneezing if you weren't cold.
Karen: [Shivering] Well... just... just a lit... a little. [Sneezes]
Narrator: Frosty realized that Karen had to get out of that car as soon as possible. So when the little freight train stopped to let an express full of happy Christmas travelers pass, Frosty took advantage of the opportunity and quickly got them all off.
Professor Hinkle: Oh, you tricked me! No fair!
Narrator: The only thing professor Hinkle could do was to make a jump for it.
[Bonk, Ping, Tinkle, Scrabble, Doink]
[Squirrel squeaks]
[Howling wind]
Narrator: Frosty wanted to get as far away as he could before Hinkle woke up.
[Hocus Pocus' teeth chatter]
[Karen Sneezes]
Narrator: But the woods through which they traveled were still bitterly cold.
Frosty: Hocus, I've gotta get Karen all warmed up, or she’s a goner!
[Hocus Pocus Squeaky Hopping And Smacking His Lips]
Frosty: I can’t make a fire. Oh boy! That’s one thing I really can’t do. Guess we just gotta keep moving until we find someone who can.
Narrator: Then suddenly they came upon a tiny glen which seemed almost magical. For it was Christmas Eve, and the woodland animals were all decorating for their big celebration. They knew Santa was to come that night and they wanted everything to be just right.
Frosty: Hocus, speak to the animals. See if they would all pitch in and build a fire for Karen.
[Squeaky noises]
Narrator: The animals were very delighted to help, so they found a spot away from the glen where the fire wouldn't catch on to the trees. Soon there was a spark, and in no time at all a splendid fire was crackling away. Frosty was careful to stay far away from the flames.
[Hocus Pocus Squeaky Hops & Smacks His Lips]
Frosty: Hocus, we've got to find someone to help Karen get home before she freezes. And me to the north pole before I melt, but who?
[Hocus Pocus Smacking His Lips]
Frosty: No, not the marines.
[Hocus Pocus Smacking His Lips]
Frosty: No, not the President of the United States. Oh, they were both swell ideas, but we've got to find someone nearby.
[Hocus Pocus Smacking His Lips]
Frosty: Yeah, Santa Claus! That's a great idea. Why didn't I think of that before?
[Hocus Pocus Squeaky Taps His Foot On The Snow]
Frosty: Hocus, you go back with the animals and when Santa comes, you bring him right here. Understand?
[Hocus Pocus Smacking His Lips]
Frosty: Hurry now!
[Hocus Pocus Squeaky Hops]
Narrator: And so Frosty kept a silent vigil, waiting patiently all through the night until Santa would arrive. But suddenly...
Professor Hinkle: [Jumps] Oh, a campfire. Well isn't that all snug and comfy? [Evil laughter] [Professor Hinkle blows out the campfire]
Frosty: No! Don't!
Professor Hinkle: Now give me that hat or else!
Frosty: Or else what?
Professor Hinkle: Uh, well don't bother me with details, give me that hat!
Frosty: Quick get on my shoulders, Karen!
Narrator: You see, Frosty, since he was made of snow himself, was the fastest belly-whopper in the world. And old Professor Hinkle was soon far outdistanced. And now it was Frosty's good fortune that right at the bottom of the hill was a tiny greenhouse used to grow precious tropical poinsettias for Christmas.
Frosty: It's got to be all warm and snug inside for those Christmas flowers to grow so beautiful. Let's go in.
Karen: Oh, but, but you will melt!
Frosty: Just a little. I'll only stay inside for a minute. Besides, I've been meaning to take off a little weight anyway. [Opens The Door] Whew, stay in here much longer and I'll really make a splash in the world.
[An exhausted Hinkle arrives at the front of the greenhouse. He sees Frosty and Karen inside and slams the door.]
Professor Hinkle: Now I've got you! And the minute you're all melted, the hat will be mine! [Evil laughter]
Narrator: Santa had arrived. But was he too late?
[Hocus Pocus Squeaks]
Narrator: Hocus explained the situation to Santa, who as you know speaks a fluent rabbit. And, when they didn't find Frosty and Karen on the hill... Santa followed Frosty's path in the snow to the greenhouse.
[Hinkle smugly sits on a can in front of the greenhouse door. When he sees Santa arriving with Hocus Pocus, he hides behind a tree and watches as the they open the door]
Narrator: But when they got inside, a terrible sight met their eyes.
(To Santa and Hocus Pocus' shock, they find Karen crying over Frosty, who has completely melted into a puddle. She is on her knees, her sobbing face buried in her hands. A single tear descends from her face and lands on the puddle.)
[Sad Music Plays]
- (Very Slowly) Frosty the snowman was a happy, jolly soul with a corn cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.
They were too late.
[Karen Weeping]
Santa Claus: Too late? Why, nonsense! Oh, don't cry, Karen. Frosty's not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow, and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. Oh, it sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain, but you can bet your boots that when a good jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again!
Karen: Yes, but he was my... friend.
Santa Claus: [Chuckle] Just watch. (Santa opens the door, and a gust of wind carries Frosty's remains outside and reassembles him. Just as the group brings Frosty)
Professor Hinkle: Wait a minute! I want that hat and I want it now!
Santa Claus: Don't you dare touch that!
Professor Hinkle: And just what are you going to do about it?
Santa Claus: If you so much as lay a finger on the brim, I'll never bring you another Christmas present as long as you live.
Professor Hinkle: Never?
Santa Claus: Never!
Professor Hinkle: No more trick cards or magic balls or...
Santa Claus: No more anything.
Professor Hinkle: Oh, that's not fair. I mean, we evil magicians have to make a living too...
Santa Claus: Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe, just maybe, mind you... you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
Professor Hinkle: A new hat maybe? Oh, yes sir. Goodbye everyone. Sorry to lose and run, but I've got to get busy writing! Busy, busy, busy!
Santa Claus: Come on, Frosty, we're all waiting for you.
Frosty: Happy birthday!
- Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.
Narrator: And so, Santa took Karen home and made ready to bring Frosty back to the North Pole. Karen hated to say goodbye to Frosty, but as Santa promised, Frosty returned every year with the magical Christmas snow. And every year, there was a great celebration with a great Christmas parade.
- Thumpity thump thump thumpity thump thump. Look at that Frosty go. Thumpity thump thump thumpity thump thump. Over the hills of snow.
- Frosty the snowman, was a jolly, happy soul. With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal.
Narrator: And with Frosty the Snowman, Christmas was always very merry indeed. You have a merry Christmas too!
- Frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way, but he waved goodbye saying "don't you cry..."
Frosty: I'll be back on Christmas day!